5 Reasons of not to sneeze in a theatre

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Often termed as sternutation; sneezing is the body’s way of removing an irritation from the nose. A sneeze may sometimes be sudden and forceful. Here are some of the reasons of why one should not sneeze in a theatre:

Don’t Sneeze in Theatre

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1. It may blow your soul:
Referring to one of the ancient beliefs; a thunderous reason behind not sneezing anywhere is laid down as follows: ‘A big ah-choo blows your soul right out of your nose.’ Indeed an awesome myth to stop people from sneezing as everyone wants to live more and more!

 

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2. It skips your heartbeat:
According to this one; a person skips a heartbeat meaning thereby, a sneeze stops your heart (for a while!). So all you fellow readers remember not to sneeze; otherwise ‘Yamaraja (the Indian God of death)’ will come to your door laughing!

 

 

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3. It leads to transfer of infections:
Talking on a serious note; one should avoid sneezing in Theatres as the air is not being filtered or exchanged. This would lead to a high chance of your neighbours catching the infection through germs.

 

 

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4. It may cost you hard:
Whenever you are in a theatre and you don’t like the nearby crowd; sneeze as hard as possible! Believe me, it won’t blow your soul; but definitely would blow the crowd away from you! But do remember the consequences; it might blow away your eyes too. (Of course by your neighbour’s punch right in your face!)

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5. It travels at a speedy rate:
Sneezes are so speedy that they travel at around 100 miles per hour! This in turn may lead to diseases with the higher rate of transfer of germs. Sometimes a single sneeze may send up to 100,000 germs into the air!

 

 

In a nutshell, there are some tips for sneezing in a theatre as follows:

1. Sneeze away, but please remember to cover your mouth first; this will prevent spread of diseases.

2. Sleep in the theatre! You must be wondering why? It’s because you don’t sneeze while sleeping. So the next time you go to a theatre; buy a ticket and have a sound sleep in the AC! LOL

3. Last but not the least; avoid any of the two; either avoid sneezing while in a theatre or avoid the theatre only!

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